Tis The Season (or something like that)

In between pit stops I had a very
brief moment of poetry strike me
so here it is.......


Dashing through the snow
on a mule and not a sleigh
or the bridges we go
panhandling all the way
Dirt2 has arrived
Gridjunkie broke a sweat
knowing that his ass will be kicked
upon the sand and that you can bet

Oh..............(chorus)

wizard tales
batman smells
Gridjunkie messed his pants
oh what fun it is tonight
knowing dirt2 has kicked his ass

Oh..............(chorus)

wizard tales
batman smells
Gridjunkie messed his pants
oh what fun it is tonight
knowing dirt2 kicked his ass

(Repeat chorus till you get bored)

Told you it was brief.
And with that i need to go win
some more races, ain't got all
night to mess with this poem.


So as usual...




PooF!



;)

There Arose Such A Klatter...

After spending the last year hard on the circuit, I have finally taken a moment to reflect on all the hard work and the peacefull tranquility that comes from knowing GridJunkie aka Toad King, Toad Lord or is it lord Toad, MD 20/20 King and last but not least Lord of the Pandhandlers, was suspended for the year for his involvement in dog rustling, and robbing other pandhandlers. While it is a shame to see someone fall to such levels in society, it was much expected, after all when you hang around with the likes of his ever unloyal side kick Sally Jean Brown aka El Gringette, it was a matter of fate.

With the understanding that he may be allowed back on the grid racing circuit ( heaven help us) I felt a little supportive poetry might be in order, so without futher delay...here I go.

Twas the nite before christmas when all through the alley

not a car lay in action no dikkering or dally

The garages lay silent, not a light shown on the road

in hopes of swaying away ole Lord Kingy Toad

This dog rustler of sorts, and has done it a plenty

is often found using the alias of MD 20/20

His picture on wanted posters can always be found

like his street walking temptress Miss Sally Jean Brown

Miss El Gringette as she is most often reffered

put the two of them together and you have a pair of nerds

Oh what has the world come to burdening us with them

it is such a disaster I feel I might sing a hymn

With him on the lose the streets know no safety

him driving fast and her wearing pasties

What has it come to when in the last year

the silence is broken having him right back here

I wrote this little poem in hoping I might

not catch glimpses of him in my rear view sites

With all this verbage that I have said

I really thought he might be dead

So hold up your glass in honor of this roast

for all I can say is on the track your ass is toast.

Happy Holidays

and the usual

PooF!

My Fellow Americins and Happy New Years

You know what just realy pisses me off? The other day me n midred was on our way down to dadollar store over n gunbarrell city. Wonst we pulled up I saw one of dim der gran open n signs."Mildred i says we otts to get that christmas shoppin dun whilst wez is hare, why I bets wez can find ourselves some bargins."Once we got inside I was jist flabbgasted, why them dare alibabianshad done gone and move all the isles around. Hell why they didn'tjust hide everythang in tha backroom i don't know. Why me anMildred been a shoppin hare for near thirty years, and now they goes and moves everythang, but thats not all. heck i bet there musa been 40 people sleep in the back of thastore. insenceee smelln smoke fillin tha air, and double humpersdung and harem girlie scarfs where everyware. "Mildred I says" we best be gettn back to the edsel before theymove it too. What has america come to to have insencee burnin,double humper dung tossin, sissie girlie scarf wearin decoratadollar stores. Next thang ya know they be puttin the gas pumps behind the station. Come on mildred I says, we ll be doing our shopping at the 7-11 Now thats americin.
Wake up america
This is Earl Pitts
PittsOff
PittsOn I like the little bottles
PittsOff


PooF!

:)

Christmas Eve

Merry Christmas To All!

GridJunkie EXPOSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes ladies and gentlemen

it is true. Once again through

cunning guise and investigative

work, I bring you never

before seen photos of the

world of the GridJunkster..

aka MD 20/20 kingy aka

Toad lordy. This first time

offering of the inside view

of gridjunkie Rebel Racer Ugo

(spelled Yugo for those of you

who giva @#$%^&)
Yes ladies and germicides step

right up and view these unique

and first time identified pics( found

at the junk yard) of the racing

world of ole pan handler himself,

but don't wait these fine offerings

may soon be remove by the health

department for reason of public

risk or offense I forget which.

Until next time...the usual

PooF!

:)

********MERRY CHRISTMAS!********

Tis the season!!!!!

Well once again we have found our way to the season to be merry. Lots of beer, wine and a countless other names of liquor that run through us without yielding. Tis time to rejoice and remember all the wonderful people we know and love ( well not all of them ) and to wish them a merry Christmas.So here is my list.
To the toad lord, aka MD 20/20 king, gridjunkie, here's to all the races you will never win. You need to consider not running an OPEL in a car race. Second... stay out from under the bridges(the wine there may be tainted, and the good word i put in to A/B didn't work.
To SideWall Sally, aka el gringette, aka asdo, aka cheek pincher, aka donut thief. Lay off the sidewalls. It doesn't help the dental plan, nor the drivers tires. Stay off street corners.
I would leave a message for Earl, however I think I will wait for his appearance, I understand it will be soon.So to all others, have a great holiday season....

Outa here.
PooF!
PS If you see GJ/md 20/20/TL tell him I want my Lola back.
:)