My fellow americins to whom it may concern
My name is Earl and i am just disgusted with this country. Why the other day me n mildred went down to the local walmart to get some charcoal bricks for the toad smokin festival. Wilst we was there we passed by a bunch of them pansy assed kids with there squirrely colored hair and rings through all kinds of body part pretendn to be of all thing race car drivers. Imagine these sissified girlie boys thinkin they could actually race a americin made superior metal car. That there is just girlie thinkin. mildred i said thats un american. Why back in my day cars were made of steel, not the bubble gum jap crap plastic of today. N them days drivers were real men like road rage randy, who once leapt from his car to stomp a toad for messin on his tire and never missed a lap. Now thats american.
Wake up america
yours truly
earl pitts, pitts off
for ep by me
PooF!
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