You know what just realy pisses me off? The other day me n midred was on our way down to dadollar store over n gunbarrell city. Wonst we pulled up I saw one of dim der gran open n signs."Mildred i says we otts to get that christmas shoppin dun whilst wez is hare, why I bets wez can find ourselves some bargins."Once we got inside I was jist flabbgasted, why them dare alibabianshad done gone and move all the isles around. Hell why they didn'tjust hide everythang in tha backroom i don't know. Why me anMildred been a shoppin hare for near thirty years, and now they goes and moves everythang, but thats not all. heck i bet there musa been 40 people sleep in the back of thastore. insenceee smelln smoke fillin tha air, and double humpersdung and harem girlie scarfs where everyware. "Mildred I says" we best be gettn back to the edsel before theymove it too. What has america come to to have insencee burnin,double humper dung tossin, sissie girlie scarf wearin decoratadollar stores. Next thang ya know they be puttin the gas pumps behind the station. Come on mildred I says, we ll be doing our shopping at the 7-11 Now thats americin.
Wake up america
This is Earl Pitts
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PittsOn I like the little bottles
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PooF!
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