In The Absence Of

Many of you may have noticed the absence of gridjunkie (aka toad) from the vocal scene as of late. While it is true the grunting of the ritual toad lord has not been heard, it is rumored that he may have been spotted sliding south of the border with his side kick el gringette,(hope he packed 2 sides of beef).
Rumors as to their prenups have also flown around the pits, and or lilly pads as of late, however this person puts little stock in rumors(unless it involves gridjunkie).
Ahh the thought of them honeymooning in the back alleys of some tiny tejano town cultivates disturbing images, as is only suggested for the strong at stomach.
In other news, sitings of gridjunkies jalopy complete with the traditional stringers of beer can chasers off the rear bumper has been reported, and i have ceesed to find any further bite marks on my side walls.
OMG can you imagine the kids???

In the words of earl pitts
pitts off


PooF

:)

cc: lord of the Underdesk