After spending the last year hard on the circuit, I have finally taken a moment to reflect on all the hard work and the peacefull tranquility that comes from knowing GridJunkie aka Toad King, Toad Lord or is it lord Toad, MD 20/20 King and last but not least Lord of the Pandhandlers, was suspended for the year for his involvement in dog rustling, and robbing other pandhandlers. While it is a shame to see someone fall to such levels in society, it was much expected, after all when you hang around with the likes of his ever unloyal side kick Sally Jean Brown aka El Gringette, it was a matter of fate.
With the understanding that he may be allowed back on the grid racing circuit ( heaven help us) I felt a little supportive poetry might be in order, so without futher delay...here I go.
Twas the nite before christmas when all through the alley
not a car lay in action no dikkering or dally
The garages lay silent, not a light shown on the road
in hopes of swaying away ole Lord Kingy Toad
This dog rustler of sorts, and has done it a plenty
is often found using the alias of MD 20/20
His picture on wanted posters can always be found
like his street walking temptress Miss Sally Jean Brown
Miss El Gringette as she is most often reffered
put the two of them together and you have a pair of nerds
Oh what has the world come to burdening us with them
it is such a disaster I feel I might sing a hymn
With him on the lose the streets know no safety
him driving fast and her wearing pasties
What has it come to when in the last year
the silence is broken having him right back here
I wrote this little poem in hoping I might
not catch glimpses of him in my rear view sites
With all this verbage that I have said
I really thought he might be dead
So hold up your glass in honor of this roast
for all I can say is on the track your ass is toast.
Happy Holidays
and the usual
PooF!
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